The name's Spuds. Spuds Mackenzie. I'm on the hunt for a big, ragged, mean, strong- STICK!
I know he's around here somewhere. I can sense it.
I thought I smelled him..If I could just reach a littlllee farther
Is this him?
Derrr, nope. Just a relative. 
But I think I just caught a wif oh him...FREEZE!
Don't you move, Stick. You're being taken into doggy custody for breaking your family's limb
Look Uncle Mike- I got him!
Thank you doG for giving me stickz. I guess I could play with him for just a sec...
Whooaa! He's heavier than I thought!
Woohooo! (This is not good...my tough exterior has been broken... and I'm completely top heavy!)
Ah crap, I've been caught. Does this count as harboring a fugitive?
Don't judge me. Stick and me are friends. Best friends.
I will whap you with him if you come any closer! I dare ya, go ahead and try
After all, what could be better than a stick?
P.S.- Pray for better lighting in Ohio so I don't have to have any more greyish looking backgrounds... :)